Dawson's Creek Quote of the Day

"Are you on your period right now, Dawson?"

Sun, 10 Jan 2010 10:00:07 +0000

“Are you on your period right now, Dawson?”

- Natasha - Merry Mayhem (Season 6, Episode 10)

"This is some alternate reality where our intellects are sharper, our quips are wittier and our..."

Sat, 09 Jan 2010 10:00:00 +0000

“This is some alternate reality where our intellects are sharper, our quips are wittier and our hearts, are repeatedly broken while faintly in the background some soon to be out of date contempo pop music plays.”

- Jen - True Love (Season 3, Episode 23)

"You want to know something Miss Josephine Potter? I think the world just may surprise you yet. I..."

Fri, 08 Jan 2010 10:00:00 +0000

“You want to know something Miss Josephine Potter? I think the world just may surprise you yet. I mean you fall in love, and it doesn’t work out, you think it will never happen, but it does, believe me it does, in the strangest of places.”

- Pacey - Northern Lights (Season 3, Episode 13)

"There’s enough sexual tension here to power a KISS reunion tour. I can’t remember the..."

Thu, 07 Jan 2010 10:00:00 +0000

“There’s enough sexual tension here to power a KISS reunion tour. I can’t remember the last time I saw dancing this bad…”

- Penny - Four to Tango (Season 3, Episode 9)

"You have nice breasts. I mean, don’t get the wrong idea, I’m completely hetero...."

Wed, 06 Jan 2010 20:44:06 +0000

“You have nice breasts. I mean, don’t get the wrong idea, I’m completely hetero. I’m just commenting girl to girl. You have a really nice body.”

- Jen [to Joey] - Dance (aka. Dirty Dancing) (Season 1, Episode 2)

"Look, Joey, I’ve never really taken a particular interest in your life because, frankly, your..."

Sat, 02 Jan 2010 10:00:00 +0000

“Look, Joey, I’ve never really taken a particular interest in your life because, frankly, your life has never been particularly interesting.”

- Pacey - Boyfriend (aka. Escape from New York) (Season 1, Episode 8)

"Just shut up and watch the fish."

Fri, 01 Jan 2010 10:00:00 +0000

“Just shut up and watch the fish.”

- Jen - Admissions (Season 4, Episode 17)

"Why do I feel like I fell asleep on the train and woke up the protagonist in a Kafka story?"

Thu, 31 Dec 2009 10:00:00 +0000

“Why do I feel like I fell asleep on the train and woke up the protagonist in a Kafka story?”

- Joey - Cinderella Story (Season 3, Episode 17)

"Why is it that we’re so ridiculously intent on pleasing the people who dislike us the most?"

Wed, 30 Dec 2009 10:00:00 +0000

“Why is it that we’re so ridiculously intent on pleasing the people who dislike us the most?”

- Dawson - Ch-Ch-Changes (Season 2, Episode 21)

"You know I can’t believe this. After years of gratuitous self-examination, you finally did it,..."

Tue, 29 Dec 2009 10:00:00 +0000

“You know I can’t believe this. After years of gratuitous self-examination, you finally did it, you acted. I mean, I thought you and Joey were going to draw out this ‘will they-won’t they’ drama for at least another couple of years. Sam and Diane didn’t get together for at least 4 seasons and Mulder and Scully…they haven’t even kissed! If you and Joey can get across this romantic checkmate thing you’ve been in for GOD knows how many years…anything is possible!”

- Pacey - The Kiss (Season 2, Episode 1)

"Mugger: Are you a virgin? Joey: [pause] Can you be any more of a dick right now? Mugger: Yeah, I..."

Mon, 28 Dec 2009 10:00:00 +0000

“Mugger: Are you a virgin?
Joey: [pause] Can you be any more of a dick right now?
Mugger: Yeah, I could shoot you.”

- Downtown Crossing (Season 5, Episode 15)

"It’s true what they say. Time is an unreliable narrator. History gets rewritten in small ways with..."

Sun, 27 Dec 2009 10:00:00 +0000

“It’s true what they say. Time is an unreliable narrator. History gets rewritten in small ways with each passing day. I can’t swear this is exactly how it happened, but this is how it felt. Summer had brought us home, and we wasted no time assuming our roles in what had become an all-too-familiar scenario. Pacey had fallen from grace, Dawson’s dreams were dashed, and I was somehow in the middle of it all over again. The triangle we had all tried so hard to put to rest had come back to haunt us.”

- Joey - Joey Potter and the Capeside Redemption (Season 6, Episode 22)

"It’s a crock. The truth is you’re a well put together, knockout of a woman who’s..."

Sat, 26 Dec 2009 10:00:00 +0000

“It’s a crock. The truth is you’re a well put together, knockout of a woman who’s feeling a little insecure about hitting forty. So when a young, virile boy, such as myself flirts with you, you enjoy it. You entice it. You fantasize about what it would be like to be with that young boy on the verge of manhood. ‘Cause it helps you stay feeling attractive. Makes the aging process a little more bearable. Well, let me tell you something. You blew it, lady. Because I’m the best sex you’ll never have.”

- Pacey - Pilot (aka. Emotions in Motion) (Season 1, Episode 1)

Joey - Beauty Contest (aka. Pretty Woman) (Season 1, Episode 12)

Fri, 25 Dec 2009 14:00:00 +0000

Joey - Beauty Contest (aka. Pretty Woman) (Season 1, Episode 12)

"Faith is believing in something when common sense tells you not to, Miracle on 34th Street. Arthur..."

Fri, 25 Dec 2009 10:00:00 +0000

“Faith is believing in something when common sense tells you not to, Miracle on 34th Street. Arthur always believed that the best answers for life’s questions could be found in the movies. Crazy idea, huh?”

- Mr. Brooks’ Friend - A Winter’s Tale (Season 4, Episode 14)

"I missed my flight, bitch! Which is really, terribly unfortunate, because if you think that spending..."

Thu, 24 Dec 2009 01:26:05 +0000

“I missed my flight, bitch! Which is really, terribly unfortunate, because if you think that spending Christmas on Walton Mountain is my idea of a good time, than you all are about as high as I am right now.”

- Audrey - Merry Mayhem (Season 6, Episode 10)